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austinjob

When you get a blowjob, but the servicer bites the tip of their partner's penis. Popular in San Bruno and Anime conventions.
I was getting my dick sucked while reading manga, but then this fool went and bit my penis. Therefore... it was an Austinjob.
by racist chris August 17, 2011
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Austinpowerism

putting things in the foreground of a movie to keep us from seeing the family jewels
Austinpowerism, which translates (Wikipedia does not explain) as "putting things in the foreground to keep us from seeing the family jewels." Grendel arrives on schedule to tear down the mead hall, and there is a mighty battle which is rendered in gory and gruesome detail, right down to cleaved skulls and severed limbs.
by Mike Spector December 28, 2007
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Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.
Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!
by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013
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AustinGoldGod

A 20 year old man who plays on his computer all day in his mom's basement and blames everything that happens to him on devs.
Dude your being such a "austingoldgod"
by DJMoonMan June 16, 2016
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Austino

A huge Chad with a massive cock and a love for grinding games until they're dead.
Wow, that guy is a real Austino.
by Jord_The_Giraffe February 3, 2021
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Austintown

Only in austintown you can experience all fours seasons of the year in one week
by Jweeeeezy April 30, 2011
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Austinphobia

Leif: I have Austinphobia
Adler: I love broccoli
Jett: No one cares Adler
by IhaveAustinphobia November 15, 2022
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