austinjob

When you get a blowjob, but the servicer bites the tip of their partner's penis. Popular in San Bruno and Anime conventions.

I was getting my dick sucked while reading manga, but then this fool went and bit my penis. Therefore... it was an Austinjob.

austinjob by racist chris August 17, 2011

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Austinpowerism

putting things in the foreground of a movie to keep us from seeing the family jewels

Austinpowerism, which translates (Wikipedia does not explain) as "putting things in the foreground to keep us from seeing the family jewels." Grendel arrives on schedule to tear down the mead hall, and there is a mighty battle which is rendered in gory and gruesome detail, right down to cleaved skulls and severed limbs.

Austinpowerism by Mike Spector December 28, 2007

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Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.

Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!

Austintown by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 29, 2013