AUKUS (noun & verb)
Noun:
A massively overpriced, overhyped, and underdelivered deal — usually between clueless governments or
corporations — that becomes a
national embarrassment. Symbolises waste, spin, and zero return on investment.
Verb:
To financially commit to something absurdly expensive and
ultimately useless. Usually followed by long-term regret, political fallout, or personal shame.
✅ Example 1:
The
government spent hundreds of billions on
submarines that won’t arrive for decades — classic AUKUS.
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Example 2:
I thought I was signing up for a luxury yoga retreat, but it was just a tarp in a paddock with goats. I totally AUKUSed myself.
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