auku

Alla of his life in need of sex. Very rich
My friend is very auku
by Rzorq March 18, 2016
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AUKUS

Australian/ Brittish/ USA slang for the cringy and awkward sense felt when one's name is forgotten by someone you are trying to ingratiate yourself with.
It was really AUKUS when President Biden forgot the name of that fella down under.
by Redefining literally, bad idea September 18, 2021
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AUKUS

AUKUS the deal where Australia spends billions on nuclear subs it will never get.
Surely #AUKUS must become an Urban Dictionary term to describe an immensely stupid & extraordinarily expensive business deal.

Oh, you actually bought that one! How AUKUS.
by Gonzo Snark August 17, 2024
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AUKUS

AUKUS (noun & verb)

Noun:
A massively overpriced, overhyped, and underdelivered deal — usually between clueless governments or corporations — that becomes a national embarrassment. Symbolises waste, spin, and zero return on investment.

Verb:
To financially commit to something absurdly expensive and ultimately useless. Usually followed by long-term regret, political fallout, or personal shame.
✅ Example 1:

The government spent hundreds of billions on submarines that won’t arrive for decades — classic AUKUS.

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✅ Example 2:

I thought I was signing up for a luxury yoga retreat, but it was just a tarp in a paddock with goats. I totally AUKUSed myself.

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by Gonzo Snark June 14, 2025
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