attentive 

When someone is paying complete attention to a person or object

Your mom/dad is talking and you truly listen you are being attentive

attentive by Weston underwood June 22, 2016

Anal Attentive

Someone who is sooo into ass it's annoying. A take off of 'anal retentive'

God, for a sad-ass virgin who's never had a muddy hot-dog, he really is anal attentive. Kick his ass, yo!

Anal Attentive by Roughbuff November 14, 2004

antentivly 

The opposite of a word.

Example) “you’re antentivly cute” meaning you are ugly . So you can tell someone they are ugly without hurting their feelings.

Example) “you’re antentivly smart” meaning you’re dumb

Example) “you’re antentivly cute” (you are ugly)
Example) “you’re antentivly tall” (you are short)

antentivly by Kkkkkkkkk1f140 March 29, 2018

Attentive Trouser Phobia 

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

Attentive Trouser Phobia by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness by QuacksO March 22, 2023