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attentive by Weston underwood June 22, 2016
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Anal Attentive
God, for a sad-ass virgin who's never had a muddy hot-dog, he really is anal attentive. Kick his ass, yo!
Anal Attentive by Roughbuff November 14, 2004
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antentivly
The opposite of a word.
Example) “you’re antentivly cute” meaning you are ugly . So you can tell someone they are ugly without hurting their feelings.
Example) “you’re antentivly smart” meaning you’re dumb
Example) “you’re antentivly cute” meaning you are ugly . So you can tell someone they are ugly without hurting their feelings.
Example) “you’re antentivly smart” meaning you’re dumb
antentivly by Kkkkkkkkk1f140 March 29, 2018
Attentive Trouser Phobia
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Attentive Trouser Phobia by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
Murphy's Law of Attentiveness
Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
Murphy's Law of Attentiveness by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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