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attentive by Weston underwood June 22, 2016
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Anal Attentive
God, for a sad-ass virgin who's never had a muddy hot-dog, he really is anal attentive. Kick his ass, yo!
Anal Attentive by Roughbuff November 14, 2004
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antentivly
The opposite of a word.
Example) “you’re antentivly cute” meaning you are ugly . So you can tell someone they are ugly without hurting their feelings.
Example) “you’re antentivly smart” meaning you’re dumb
Example) “you’re antentivly cute” meaning you are ugly . So you can tell someone they are ugly without hurting their feelings.
Example) “you’re antentivly smart” meaning you’re dumb
antentivly by Kkkkkkkkk1f140 March 29, 2018
Attentive Trouser Phobia
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Attentive Trouser Phobia by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
Murphy's Law of Attentiveness
Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
Murphy's Law of Attentiveness by QuacksO March 22, 2023
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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