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autoshit
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007
amoshing
Person 1 playing COD: "DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!! WATCH THE KILLCAM!!"
Person 2: "DUDE THAT WAS AMOSHING!!!!!"
Person 1: "....No."
Person 2: "DUDE THAT WAS AMOSHING!!!!!"
Person 1: "....No."
amoshing by muahahahahahaha(; May 21, 2011
aloshie
aloshie by karrotsangster September 10, 2016
autoshite
Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.
jalopy donk banger
jalopy donk banger
autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009
ai yori aoshi
A manga Book About Two Young People Who were in love when they were very little and then they were sepreated becaue the boy ran away and was disowned by his family. the girl never forgot im and when she was old enough she sought him out and found him and then they started there life together.
ai yori aoshi by Dana love August 12, 2006
murasakibara atushi
A very tol purple headed giant. Plays as the Center for Yosen High but was originally a part of the generation of Miracles.
He is a soft hearted guy with a brain the size of a jelly bean. Hates basketball (or so he says) and finds it tiring. When he puts his hair up in a ponytail you’re in trouble.
He is a soft hearted guy with a brain the size of a jelly bean. Hates basketball (or so he says) and finds it tiring. When he puts his hair up in a ponytail you’re in trouble.
Stranger 1: hey did you see that super tall guy playing basketball
Stranger 2: oh ya that’s the skyscraper murasakibara atushi
Stranger 2: oh ya that’s the skyscraper murasakibara atushi
murasakibara atushi by Yeetyeettsukkimeat October 2, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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