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Athley is every girls dream boy and has a body like no others. He is also a very good hockey player and everybody likes his flowey hair.
Yes, Athley scored again!
athley by Therealdeal1999 December 12, 2016

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!
Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Ashley Pridgen

Ashley Pridgen by Duskman July 13, 2010

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018