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Athiests 

The biggest liars in the entire world that God made, these stupid gay liberal hell bound lunatics have no idea what their talking about. So if your an atheist enjoy your sinful lifestyle while you can but you will be in hell soon
Hey want to go kill some athiests?
Athiests by Cheeky thing December 31, 2015
athiest by Coyote February 16, 2004

Atheists 

Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.

And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.

But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.

They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.

I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.

So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.

Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.

But please stop.

We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.
Atheists by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008

atheists 

atheists: People who lack belief in a god or gods. From the Greek: 'atheos' a+theos "without god" or godless.
"Those people are atheists, they lack belief in a god or gods"
atheists by Ani June 2, 2004
The incorrect spelling of atheist
I am an athiest!

Don't you mean atheist?

Oh yeah.
Athiest by Richard Firth December 31, 2003

ass athiest 

Person who does not believe in anal sex.
Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest
ass athiest by coppola March 11, 2008
1.) Superlative of the adjective athy

2.) Misspelling of "Atheist"
athy, athier, athiest

"Waddya don't believe in the buy-bull? You sum sorta hellbound athiest?"
athiest by Hairysteed February 4, 2008
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