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It's spelled "atheist", duh
athiest by Coyote February 16, 2004
The incorrect spelling of atheist
I am an athiest!

Don't you mean atheist?

Oh yeah.
Athiest by Richard Firth December 31, 2003

ass athiest 

Person who does not believe in anal sex.
Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest
ass athiest by coppola March 11, 2008
1.) Superlative of the adjective athy

2.) Misspelling of "Atheist"
athy, athier, athiest

"Waddya don't believe in the buy-bull? You sum sorta hellbound athiest?"
athiest by Hairysteed February 4, 2008
Athiest- a religion worshiping the great god Athei, who created this world of threads from his giant universe loom.
Atheism has many holidays, such as Dawn of creation, which is when Athei created his 97 children of the elements, the day of the earth, where Athei pounded the earth with his fists to make it as flat as a pancake, and so, we eat banana pancakes on this holiday, and lastly, The worship of the dead, where we morn for our dead loved ones by stomping on their grave and eating their bones
Do you know what Athiesm is?
Isn't it the worship of the great god Aethi
Athiesm by MallowTheCloudBoy May 9, 2018

Athiesm is Unstoppable 

Amazing Youtuber Devon Tracey who was kicked off of the platform for posting too many Redpills of the current state of the black community in the United States. Also, he is a left-wing Atheist. Checkmate libtards.
Athiesm is Unstoppable was stopped by YouTube, fear not though, because he is indeed Unstoppable. He will rise again once more from the ashes and become more powerful once more!
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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