"was so close to pumping her mate, but found out she had a severe case of atchaphoria when we left the clubs and she was in the light"
Aww shit man what's that?
"It's where one of her eyes looks atcha and the other looks phoria!"
A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!