Atchaphoria

A way to describe someone with cross eyes

What happened to that bird you were grafting last night?

"was so close to pumping her mate, but found out she had a severe case of atchaphoria when we left the clubs and she was in the light"
Aww shit man what's that?

"It's where one of her eyes looks atcha and the other looks phoria!"

by Sunnyindahoos August 9, 2017

atchaforia

One eye is looking atcha. One eye is looking for ya. Someone who has a crossed eye or a lazy eye.

I hate when I am talking to someone with atchaforia.

by Impressive February 16, 2014