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atchoum by Freeflier45 September 21, 2017
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Atchoum
A famous cat that suffers from hypertrichosis, an incredibly rare condition resulting in excessive, uncontrollable hair growth.
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atchoumer
A word that is used by french canadians meaning that they sneezed. It is still quite controversial if it's an actual word or just a slang. The ER at the end, is the ending of a verb and the atchoum the the noise that a person would make if they sneezed. People usually say that french is a sexy language and that by throwing some french in random sentences, it becomes sexier, so no worries... If you say atchoumer, all them sugar babies will be throwing themselves at you thinking that you are a rich ass french sexy man, when in reality you're just an average middle aged man from alabama that read this definition.
sugar baby looking for sugaar daddy: *sneezes*
average dude from alabama: oh dear, do you need a tish, because you just atchoumer.
Sugar baby: can i have your credit card information to buy some new gucci slides
average dude from alabama: oh dear, do you need a tish, because you just atchoumer.
Sugar baby: can i have your credit card information to buy some new gucci slides
atchoumer by themostreliabledictionaryiknow May 27, 2019
Atchume
To put it simply: Your mom.
Atchume is a variation of the word Mom.
It was invented while the "Your Mom " jokes were trending.
It started as an inside joke between friends but eventually spread out through the Iberic Peninsula like the black plague.
Atchume is a variation of the word Mom.
It was invented while the "Your Mom " jokes were trending.
It started as an inside joke between friends but eventually spread out through the Iberic Peninsula like the black plague.
"I ate your atchume last night."
Atchume by ChineseManfromPortugal July 20, 2019
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