2 definitions by themostreliabledictionaryiknow

Boyfriend

Something that we all want but don't have. Someone that every bitchy girl from school or on instagram seem to have, while the only healthy relationship you have in your life is with that fake plant that you bought at urban outfitters to try to be an artsy bitch. On a serious note, a boyfriend is a guy that will make you feel special and perfect and make you smile. Never felt that? me neither, don't worry lol. Girls seem to have really high expectations when it comes to boyfriends... All we want is a guy that looks like timothée chalamet, that sounds like harry styles, that has the sense of humour of tom holland and that has a dash of dolan twins... ya feel me?

Girl 1: Dude I really want a boyfriend?
Girl 2: bitch what is a bow-frand?
Girl 1: u dumb ass bitch
Girl 2: dude the only guy I want in my life is your dad
Girl 1: What did you just say?
Girl 2: wait, what?

by themostreliabledictionaryiknow May 28, 2019

atchoumer

A word that is used by french canadians meaning that they sneezed. It is still quite controversial if it's an actual word or just a slang. The ER at the end, is the ending of a verb and the atchoum the the noise that a person would make if they sneezed. People usually say that french is a sexy language and that by throwing some french in random sentences, it becomes sexier, so no worries... If you say atchoumer, all them sugar babies will be throwing themselves at you thinking that you are a rich ass french sexy man, when in reality you're just an average middle aged man from alabama that read this definition.

sugar baby looking for sugaar daddy: *sneezes*
average dude from alabama: oh dear, do you need a tish, because you just atchoumer.
Sugar baby: can i have your credit card information to buy some new gucci slides

by themostreliabledictionaryiknow May 28, 2019