It was invented while the "Your Mom " jokes were trending.
It started as an inside joke between friends but eventually spread out through the Iberic Peninsula like the black plague.
A word that is used by french canadians meaning that they sneezed. It is still quite controversial if it's an actual word or just a slang. The ER at the end, is the ending of a verb and the atchoum the the noise that a person would make if they sneezed. People usually say that french is a sexy language and that by throwing some french in random sentences, it becomes sexier, so no worries... If you say atchoumer, all them sugar babies will be throwing themselves at you thinking that you are a rich ass french sexy man, when in reality you're just an average middle aged man from alabama that read this definition.
sugar baby looking for sugaar daddy: *sneezes*
average dude from alabama: oh dear, do you need a tish, because you just atchoumer.
Sugar baby: can i have your credit card information to buy some new gucci slides
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.