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at night 

Much like your mom and that's what she said, this phrase has a high potential to add innuendo to a previously-uttered statement. Can also be used to augment a comeback.
Person 1: Dude, you suck.
Person 2: No, YOU suck. At night.

Girl 1: So, how are things between you and your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Great! I've never met anyone so awesome!
Asshole 1: At night, that is.

Person 1: I like chillin' with my homeboys. At night.
at night by PHR October 24, 2011
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Red eye at night 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Red eye at night by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

because you touch yourself at night 

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

I could eat a knob at night 

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.
Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

Sunglasses at night 

This term describes a way to not see what's right in front of you. The person who, figuratively, wears his/her sunglasses at night turns a deaf ear and a blind eye to unfavorable situations.
I need my sunglasses at night because I don't want to believe this.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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