at night 

Much like your mom and that's what she said, this phrase has a high potential to add innuendo to a previously-uttered statement. Can also be used to augment a comeback.

Person 1: Dude, you suck.
Person 2: No, YOU suck. At night.

Girl 1: So, how are things between you and your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Great! I've never met anyone so awesome!
Asshole 1: At night, that is.

Person 1: I like chillin' with my homeboys. At night.

at night by PHR October 24, 2011

Red eye at night 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye at night by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

Cause you touch yourself at night... by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

because you touch yourself at night 

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

because you touch yourself at night by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Whatever helps you sleep at night

A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.

Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Whatever helps you sleep at night by BigE77 March 14, 2011

I could eat a knob at night 

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

I could eat a knob at night by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

Sunglasses at night 

This term describes a way to not see what's right in front of you. The person who, figuratively, wears his/her sunglasses at night turns a deaf ear and a blind eye to unfavorable situations.

I need my sunglasses at night because I don't want to believe this.

Sunglasses at night by TheOneThat'sSchoolin'YouSon June 16, 2010