"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

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astraphile

Lover of thunderstorms; someone who finds joy and peace of mind indoors during thunderstorms

Kane: Isn't this rain beautiful? I think I'm a pluviophile.

Kira: Oh, me too. In fact, I think I'm more of an astraphile - looking forward to that thunderstorm.

astraphile by 11loops November 25, 2014

Astrud

Astrud is a beautiful girl with such a kind heart. She makes everyone else around her smile with her absolutely gorgeous smile. When she loves someone, she does everything in her power to protect that person. Get yourself an Astrud in your life, you won’t regret it

“Wow, she’s so perfect, must be Astrud”

Astrud by maadzzy March 12, 2019

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astropot

really good weed bla bla bla bla bla

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot

astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026