The name means lover of the stars. They are generally curious and interested in what you have to say. With the nickname of Astro, they sure are rare to find. (Especially considering that this is the only definition at this moment)
Astro: "How's it going?"
Person: *Rants*
Astro: *Listens*
Person: "Wow, thank you astropel, you sure know how to listen to my problems."
Person: *Rants*
Astro: *Listens*
Person: "Wow, thank you astropel, you sure know how to listen to my problems."
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Get the astropel mug.Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.
What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist
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The boy had finally done it, having experienced the love of a woman for the first time, he begain to astroplane as he fell into a deep sleep.
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Lauren said I’m a Gemini because I called her retarded, that bitch is astropilled.
“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”
“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”
“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”
“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”
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She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.
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