astropel 

The name means lover of the stars. They are generally curious and interested in what you have to say. With the nickname of Astro, they sure are rare to find. (Especially considering that this is the only definition at this moment)

Astro: "How's it going?"
Person: *Rants*
Astro: *Listens*
Person: "Wow, thank you astropel, you sure know how to listen to my problems."

astropel by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t June 3, 2023

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

astroplane 

To reach a euphoric state of consciousness while attaining a oneness with self.

The boy had finally done it, having experienced the love of a woman for the first time, he begain to astroplane as he fell into a deep sleep.

astroplane by Lincoln Thompson November 22, 2006

astrofeltching 

Stretching the japseye of one man so another man can have sex with it, then sucking the cum out of the stretched japseye.

he did what? really? i thought astrofeltching was impossible!

astrofeltching by Annun. April 15, 2008

Astropill

A person, usually a woman, who believes almost all, if not all, human personality and behavior is dictated by the position of celestial bodies.

Lauren said I’m a Gemini because I called her retarded, that bitch is astropilled.

“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”

“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”

Astropill by Astrobros November 23, 2020

astropilot

To have doggie-style position sex (with lubrication) where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as Free-Style Doggie-Style.

She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.

astropilot by Therendy November 5, 2007

astroperior

A state of being more than superior. Almost god-teir.

That basketball team is genetically astroperior than the other team.

astroperior by 1tsp Salt December 15, 2018