astroiogia

astroiogia, better known as sage, is the coolest swiftie on quotev. they are super cool and funny tf is this shit, go follow them

person 1: did ygs see astroiogia??
person 2: yeah they seem cool
person 3: bitch please sage is the coolest

astroiogia by rogertayloriscoollmao March 7, 2022

Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.

Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*

Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Astrologicism 

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.

"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."

Astrologicism by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009

astrodomian 

those from the n'awlins who were left homeless and are now living in the very accommodative Astrodome (also home of the Houston Texans) in result of hurricane katrina.

At first I had a home, but now I live in the Astrodome...what am I??

- I'm an Astrodomian!!

astrodomian by blackerachi December 10, 2005

astriodia 

some dude i met on discord, he is jesus

gacha kid: uwu im gonna make gacha sex video with cp

astriodia:fucking get beamed faggot

astriodia by FoodyMan25 December 9, 2021

Astrologist 

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

Astrologist by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

Astrological cooking 

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

Astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2022