astrologian 

Healer in FFXIV that uses cards to heal people. Think Yugioh, but for healing spells. Nobody can agree how to pronounce this word. Distrust any phonetic spelling. Come up with your own.

That astrologian is a motherfucking gentleman. He got us through that dungeon thanks to his draw spell.

astrologian by Xolthamuari March 20, 2019

Astrologicism 

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.

"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."

Astrologicism by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009

astrologonaught 

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

astrologonaught by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

astrodomian 

those from the n'awlins who were left homeless and are now living in the very accommodative Astrodome (also home of the Houston Texans) in result of hurricane katrina.

At first I had a home, but now I live in the Astrodome...what am I??

- I'm an Astrodomian!!

astrodomian by blackerachi December 10, 2005

astroiogia

astroiogia, better known as sage, is the coolest swiftie on quotev. they are super cool and funny tf is this shit, go follow them

person 1: did ygs see astroiogia??
person 2: yeah they seem cool
person 3: bitch please sage is the coolest

astroiogia by rogertayloriscoollmao March 7, 2022

Astrologist 

A mechanic who knows how to fix opel astras, and only opel astras.

Ian: Hey Jon my astra broke down again you know a good mechanic?
Jon: Yeah, I happen to know an astrologist.

Astrologist by Ian the astra driver May 3, 2022

Astrological cooking 

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

Astrological cooking by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2022