Asswhomper

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

by FvKdUp March 22, 2004

asswhooper

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Asswhoopery

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

by Praxist January 20, 2010

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshopper

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.

That dirty slut is an asshopper!

by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

Asswhompin'

a musical note, later turned to a threat.

I'll give you an asswhompin'!

by Ass Whomper May 11, 2004