asswag 

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.

Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.

asswag by Rod London April 2, 2011

Asswag 

A blended insult combining “ass” (a fool or jerk) and “swag” (style or confidence), where “wag” implies cringe, awkwardness, or lack of genuine coolness.

Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.

Look at that guy acting tough in knockoff Jordans, what an asswag.

Asswag by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025

ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Asswang 

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

Asswang by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

agswag 

A right of passage at Texas A & M University, whereby the undergraduate males share a bed with another male on the night before game day. It signifies the great bond of the "12th man" where males agswag with 12 other males (1 for each game of the collegiate season). It is a tradition that started in the early 1950's, a time when A & M was an all-male institution. There was much controversy when they admitted their first female student in 1974, as students thought females would interfere with their agswag ritual, but the tradition of male bonding lives on and is still popular today.

Why are those two freshman guys sharing that twin bed? Oh, that's right! It's gameday tomorrow, they are just agswagging!

agswag by Tsips are fags January 17, 2014

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

ashwag 

A noun/person with a good heart. They usually shield their emotions from other people.

Shannon is such an ashwag. She is the sweetest!

ashwag by Koolgetlaid June 21, 2019