Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.
by Rod London April 2, 2011
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Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.
Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.
by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025
Get the Asswag mug.An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
by Without Me September 23, 2020
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A right of passage at Texas A & M University, whereby the undergraduate males share a bed with another male on the night before game day. It signifies the great bond of the "12th man" where males agswag with 12 other males (1 for each game of the collegiate season). It is a tradition that started in the early 1950's, a time when A & M was an all-male institution. There was much controversy when they admitted their first female student in 1974, as students thought females would interfere with their agswag ritual, but the tradition of male bonding lives on and is still popular today.
Why are those two freshman guys sharing that twin bed? Oh, that's right! It's gameday tomorrow, they are just agswagging!
by Tsips are fags January 17, 2014
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by Koolgetlaid June 21, 2019
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