asswag

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.

Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.

by Rod London April 02, 2011

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010

Asswag

A blended insult combining “ass” (a fool or jerk) and “swag” (style or confidence), where “wag” implies cringe, awkwardness, or lack of genuine coolness.

Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.

Look at that guy acting tough in knockoff Jordans, what an asswag.

by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025