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Asstaurant 

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Asstractive 

A girl who, due to legs, hips, and butt, looks hot from the back; however from the front, although not fugly, does not quite compare with her image from the back.
E: Dude, that girl is so attractive I can't believe it!

K: Man sorry to tell you, I actually saw her face yesterday... asstractive

E: Bummer!

K: She sure is...
Asstractive by Ev. I January 13, 2009

asstraction 

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.
"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."
asstraction by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007

Ass Tyrant

One who dominates another mans ass.
Can you go to the gym tonight, Bob? No sorry, my ass tyrant is going to call the butt pirates over.
Ass Tyrant by Buck October 19, 2003

asstracted 

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.
His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.
asstracted by Playtz July 24, 2011