asstade  

an ass that smells like a turd and has multiple objects stuck in the gooch of the asshole

yo she had a bumpin asstade i almost threw up

asstade by asstade October 23, 2008

asstape 

Party City Ndubb's word for acetate, the stuff you print tags on for shelf.

i need som mo asstape little

asstape by bmatyeah December 8, 2006

Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

Asstarded by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

assfaded 

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

assfaded by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

assaded 

assaded refers to bait and switch videos in which an action is interrupted by images of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad while the song "Nhan Rjaleak Rame Kzoaar" ("God, Syria and Bashar!") play

bro, justin trudeau just assaded me

assaded by ioannes1 September 2, 2022

dumb-asstarded 

a person who is retarded in a funnny way

YO, you slipped on a banana, you are so dumb-asstarded!!

dumb-asstarded by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

Asstaper 

Someone who tap a lot of ass.

Darius is a real asstaper

Asstaper by Person 4567 November 18, 2019