Assfaders 

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore

Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?

Assfaders by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

assfaded 

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

assfaded by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

AssEatersIncorporated 

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)

1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc

AssEatersIncorporated by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

New York Asslanders 

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

assfaceish

being really stupid or egotastic

Bob was very assfaceish to his friends when he got an A+ on his test while they got B's.

assfaceish by Chewphoria November 8, 2009

Assmadery 

Assmadery- the process of using your assmad emotions to reply to people over the internet.
Usually a sense of outward projection to opinions read on social media.

A. Have you seen the assmadery since Elon bought twitter?

B. Twitter assmadery is getting hectic so many dead eggers are calling me an incel.

Assmadery by Idntgreazy1776 May 3, 2022