assrancher
(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.
assrancher by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007
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assmuncher
(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004
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Asshatchery
Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...
Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...
Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008
Assmancer
Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
assmuncher
assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009
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Assmuncher by Wildboyo March 22, 2021
ass rancher
a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.
b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.
b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.
ass rancher by snibey September 7, 2011
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