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usually used instead of calling someone retarded, gay, or a dickwipe. you call someone this when they're acting immature and like a little peice of ass waste. not the best comeback, but when you call someone this, they'll be blown away and look up assmulch on urban dictionary because they'll be frazzled until they find out why they've been called something so haneous.
"stop trying to be cool by telling those burnout kids that your mom deals drugs, assmulch."
assmulch by deeeedeeedooodooo January 5, 2009
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assmuncher 

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.
assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmunch 

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.
it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.
assmunch by Viktor II August 28, 2007

assmunch 

insult usually directed towards someone with anger.
Also related to:
asstwat
asshat
assfuck
bitchass
asswipe
asshole
and many more
"OMFG NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSMUNCH!!11!"
"hello assmunch"
"haha, Fin is such an assmunch"
assmunch by lawzer February 7, 2005

assmuncher 

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.
James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!
assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009

Assmuncher 

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying
"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."
Assmuncher by Wildboyo March 22, 2021

assmuncher 

1. A person who likes to munch ass.
2. Steve Harris.
Steve, you assmuncher!
assmuncher by MT November 14, 2003
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