assmauled

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To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.

“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”

assmauled by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022

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textually assaulted

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

textually assaulted by rockarolla July 13, 2012

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

Asshauler

An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.

"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."

Asshauler by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018

Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

Assballed by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026