assmauled

To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.

“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”

assmauled by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022

textually assaulted 

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

textually assaulted by rockarolla July 13, 2012

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

Asshauler

An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.

"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."

Asshauler by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012

assmageddon 

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018

Assballed 

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

Assballed by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

Textually assaulted 

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009