Asshauler Share definition Flag An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights. "Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler." Asshauler by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Asshauler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch