asslep

Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows

I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.

by antleemom May 13, 2011

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Asslep

asslep- to jump from being seated on your butt to your feet.

John was sitting criss cross on the floor than asslep to get up so he could get food.

by pwillthetrill February 20, 2019

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Aslepe

(As-leh-peh)verb. A different spelling of the word "asleep". Its a term used to let others know that they need to relax, take it easy, or simply forget about life-problems.

Stay aslepe; you need to aslepe

by gottachilax October 7, 2016

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asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

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She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

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