asslep 

Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows

I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.

asslep by antleemom May 13, 2011

Asslep 

asslep- to jump from being seated on your butt to your feet.

John was sitting criss cross on the floor than asslep to get up so he could get food.

Asslep by pwillthetrill February 20, 2019

Aslepe 

(As-leh-peh)verb. A different spelling of the word "asleep". Its a term used to let others know that they need to relax, take it easy, or simply forget about life-problems.

Stay aslepe; you need to aslepe

Aslepe by gottachilax October 7, 2016

asslete's foot 

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

Assley 

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

Assley by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

Y'assle 

another way to say "you asshole".

Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!

Y'assle by Shit_4_Brains October 11, 2007

Assles 

A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.

No Jimmy those aren't Tassles for your bum. Those are Assles.

Assles by MissAwkward July 18, 2011