assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

assleach by Turtledude October 19, 2008

assleech 

An extreme tailgater.

The assleech was so close to my rear end that I could only see their car's roof.

assleech by Belledawna January 21, 2011

ass leach 

Someone who is constantly inseparable from the another person's rectum.

Guy 1: That bobby guy is such an ass leach.

guy 2: Yeah, totally.

ass leach by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 13, 2011

assleather 

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

assleather by dude_man December 26, 2008