assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

assleech

An extreme tailgater.

The assleech was so close to my rear end that I could only see their car's roof.

by Belledawna January 21, 2011

ass leach

Someone who is constantly inseparable from the another person's rectum.

Guy 1: That bobby guy is such an ass leach.

guy 2: Yeah, totally.

by SHAD0WZOMBIE April 13, 2011

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008