Assles

A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.

No Jimmy those aren't Tassles for your bum. Those are Assles.

by MissAwkward July 18, 2011

Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

by Briennheiser September 13, 2009

Assley

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

Asses Of Fire

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

by PEN-15 October 30, 2003

Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009