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Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.
Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!
Assle by Bighawk April 21, 2004
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Something that is such a hassle that is sucks major ass!
I went to the DMV to renew my license, I had to wait in line for an hour straight because that line wen all the way down the street. It was a major assle!
Assle by Pottymouth November 27, 2020

assle around 

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)
We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009
assle around by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009
another way to say "you asshole".
Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!
Y'assle by Shit_4_Brains October 11, 2007

Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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