assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

by stolensnark February 12, 2007

Assle

Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.

Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!

by Bighawk April 21, 2004

Assle

Something that is such a hassle that is sucks major ass!

I went to the DMV to renew my license, I had to wait in line for an hour straight because that line wen all the way down the street. It was a major assle!

by Pottymouth November 27, 2020

assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009

Y'assle

another way to say "you asshole".

Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!

by Shit_4_Brains October 11, 2007

Vag Aisle

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

by EightBall August 3, 2012

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

"that person is a real ashley birch"

by duck kid January 18, 2018