assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

by stolensnark February 10, 2007

Assles

A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.

No Jimmy those aren't Tassles for your bum. Those are Assles.

by MissAwkward July 18, 2011

Assle

Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.

Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!

by Bighawk April 21, 2004

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 30, 2003

assl

chat acronym
age
sex
sexuality
location

bob: Hi
Jeff: yo, assl?
bob: 25,male,str8,ontario

by infiniti February 12, 2005

assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

by Fab4Bear June 15, 2009

Asslee

The correct term for Ashlee Simpson.

Asslee Simpson sucks.

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005