assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.

Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!

by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

asshamster

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees

bob is an asshamster

by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

asshamster

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003