Assholebergers

A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.

If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.

by TheButcher39 October 16, 2020

Assholeburgers Syndrome

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.

Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.

by Pacratious January 27, 2016

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011

Assholeperger syndrome

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.

That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.

by MineCunt May 22, 2019