assholenergy

The energy exerted by one who tends to speak sternly or aggressively firm, while also tending to speak accurately and truthfully, and not always at the opportune time for someone else. Despite this, it also carries the intention of humor behind that same stern truth.

It is understanding the weight of timing and disrespecting it with absolute authority in the interest of the brutal truth.

"I can't believe you called out Nick for his rude remark, on his birthday no less! He's a nice guy but he did deserve it. You've got some real assholenergy."

"Thanks, and fuck you too, Michael."

by Trackstain April 1, 2021

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011

Assholeperger syndrome

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.

That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.

by MineCunt May 22, 2019

Assholebergers

A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.

If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.

by TheButcher39 October 16, 2020