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Assholeness 

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?
T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.
Assholeness by aisatan November 21, 2011

assholeness 

doing ahole things to people.
name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
assholeness by itsboosting March 12, 2010

assholiness 

The act of being a glorified asshole.
A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010

assholiness 

The state or quality of being an asshole.
My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.
assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness 

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags
Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010

pope of assholiness 

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.
Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!
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