assholefucker

A midget that always messes with your stuff if something goes wrong you can always balme it on James Mark. He broke your SHIT

wtf yd u unplug my computer assholefucker!!!

assholefucker by hahaownedpwned noob January 17, 2008

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Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.

1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker by David "Chocolate" D. February 9, 2008

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assholefucklickers

A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.

Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!

assholefucklickers by fthmdg June 20, 2006

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assholesucker

someone who, through horrible behavior, a total lack of technical competence and a complete absence of concern for others, is a human depiction of someone who sucks assholes

Have you gone to the aid station? This deployment is my worst yet. The Task Force Surgeon is a complete assholesucker.

assholesucker by onetwocabb November 2, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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