assholefucker
A midget that always messes with your stuff if something goes wrong you can always balme it on James Mark. He broke your SHIT
assholefucker by hahaownedpwned noob January 17, 2008
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Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker
a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.
1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."
Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker by David "Chocolate" D. February 9, 2008
assholefucklickers
A sex position when the sex is between two girls and one man. The position involves the man giving anal sex to one woman, while the other woman licks the first womans asshole.
Jane: Hey mary, you wana go have some assholefucklickers with my hubby?
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!
Mary: Sure!
Jane's Hubby: Yay!
assholefucklickers by fthmdg June 20, 2006
assholesucker
someone who, through horrible behavior, a total lack of technical competence and a complete absence of concern for others, is a human depiction of someone who sucks assholes
Have you gone to the aid station? This deployment is my worst yet. The Task Force Surgeon is a complete assholesucker.
assholesucker by onetwocabb November 2, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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