asshole mom
Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
asshole mom by LeighaJames October 11, 2017
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your mom's sweet asshole
1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
your mom's sweet asshole by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004
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My Asshole Burns Moment
A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
ya momma's asshole
1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.
1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.
2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.
3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!
2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.
3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!
ya momma's asshole by Tebbo August 20, 2006
Moms asshole 69
Moms asshole 69 by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021
assholemobile
A vehicle that would be driven by an asshole. Particularly any large SUV, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny penis. Also includes lifted 4x4 vehicles that never leave the city.
Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile
Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile
Person 1: Check out my new Escalade. I'm putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.
Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?
Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?
Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
assholemobile by paintballwizard March 2, 2009
Assholesome
Assholesome by blackkettlecopperpot June 9, 2019
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