asshelmet

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absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

asshelmet by zem January 11, 2005

Words you can keep

asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

asshelmet by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

Related Words

ass helmet • Assheimers • Assholetage • assholetahism • assholetarianism • assholete • assholetheric • [assholetic] • Assholetov cocktail • assholette

asshelmet

1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.

1) She gave me an ass helmet!
2) DAMN! She gave me an ass helmet!

asshelmet by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005

assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

assholete

an athlete that's an asshole

Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes

assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016

Assholometer

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Assholometer by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026