asshelmet 

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

asshelmet by zem January 11, 2005

asshelmet 

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

asshelmet by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

asshelmet 

1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.

1) She gave me an ass helmet!
2) DAMN! She gave me an ass helmet!

asshelmet by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005

assholette 

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

asspellet 

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

asspellet by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

assholete 

an athlete that's an asshole

Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes

assholete by kustnodi June 30, 2016

Assholometer 

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Assholometer by phantom2012 November 9, 2012