2 definitions by zem

Top Definition
absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".
do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!
by zem January 11, 2005
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adj. To wash ones titties
Ecclesiastical i'm not saying it again
by Zem April 26, 2013
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