Assgrass

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

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assgrass

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

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assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

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ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

by TrevDawg October 14, 2003

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Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

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