assgassination 

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

assgassination by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.

1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.

Character Assassination by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007

assassination classroom 

Assassination classroom is a show about this creature known as Korosensei, a unknown creature that destroyed about 70% of the moon. Korosensei also wants to destroy the earth a year later but before he does, he wants to teach a class of the middle schoo under achievers. The organization holding him soon allowed him to work at the school and telling the students it is their job to assassinate their teacher within a year to receive a great deal of cash. This, being their only chance to make a name for themselves, they agree and begin trying to murder their teacher while he teaches the students normal everyday subjects.

Assassination classroom is an anime.

assassination classroom by Anime Chan 227 May 23, 2016

Character Assassination

1. To deliberately destroy someone’s good reputation by exaggerating their flaws, spreading negative falsehoods, and/or manipulating facts.

2. (In fiction) When a normally sympathetic and/or intelligent character is derailed with bad writing by an author and/or creator erasing previously established positive development exaggerating their worst flaws (flanderdization), and/or by making them behave in out of character (OOC) ways that make them come across as unsympathetic and stupid out of nowhere for the sake of creating cheap shock value, forcing a character into the villain role with no organic lead up, retreading previously established character development by undoing it of nowhere to do it all over again, and/or in order for the creator/author to prop up another character and/or ship they unfairly favor as “good” and/or “redeemed” without having to actually put in any sort of effort to develop their favorites in to people who are actually behaving in ways that make them worthy of redemption by attempting to emotionally manipulate the audience to forget about the bad ways in which their favorites have behaved and/or the bad things their favorite character has done by deliberately pulling a character assassination on other characters and/or ships to make them seem just as bad, if not worse, in comparison to their favorites.

1. Who wrote these lies about me in this article? I’m not the horrible person they are making me out to be here! This is character assassination!

2. Emma Swan from Once Upon A Time was such a badass, intelligent, kindhearted, and selfless young woman. Then, she got set up with Hook, and became a mean-spirited, violent, and selfish sidekick to him on her own show. What horrible character assassination!

Character Assassination by AliceKettle January 31, 2021

Self Assassination 

1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.

Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.

Self Assassination by CoUnMe April 22, 2010

Assassination tower 

Assassination tower is where 10 year old boys who jerk of to halo women. Most AT players take this halo custome game to a hole new level of try hard btw the hosts of AT are assholes btw they have halo couples and give long ass blow jobs to there masters

U wanna give me a virtual blow job in assassination tower babe.

Assassination tower by GAULSKULL August 30, 2016

Assassination Fart 

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

Assassination Fart by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012