Assgrabber
Assgrabber by MITCH October 10, 2004
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assgrabber machine
The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008
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Skanky Ass grabber
A skank or skanky broad shouldered person that crosses boundaries (even more so when drinking) that results in unwanted ass grabbing and other physical contact. Mostly the victim is men in relationships..
Skanky Ass grabber by Spendifferus December 26, 2010
Assgabbler
An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."
Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.
Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011
Assgrabbery
The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.
Assgrabbery by el House June 1, 2007
assgrafter
Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."
assgrafter by deek3241 January 28, 2007
ass grabber
ass grabber by sunny_17 October 12, 2006
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