assgrafter

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

by deek3241 January 28, 2007

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

Assgrabbery

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.

Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!

by el House June 1, 2007

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

assgraft

Refers to monitoring of GI e-mails, mail, and phone calls for criticism of superior officers or current administration. A vulgarization of Ashcroft.

Yo, watch what you write home about or you gonna get assgrafted.

by daredevil June 29, 2004

ASSCRATER

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023