Asstangle 

1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.

Asstangle by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023

Assange 

(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.

If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.

Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

AssWrangler 

A person who loves all types of ass no matter what it is. They will have sex with anything that is in the shape of an ass or annything that has an ass

Person: Wow your such an AssWrangler

AssWrangler by Anti AssWrangler April 24, 2010

asstang

Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...

1. A females behind.

2. The act of anal sex with a female.

I'm sick of poon, I want some asstang.

When Jethro gets shore leave he is gunna get some asstang!

asstang by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

Assanged 

To be Assanged

1. When you are attacked on charges that you cannot immediately disprove and are forced to hide, in ways that reinforce misguided public perceptions of you, to the advantage of your detractors, you've been Assanged.

2. Broader definition: If you have strong publicly voiced ethics and you fight against the corruption and the questionable ethos that pervades large 21st Century institutions and, as a result of not being able to target you legally, your name and your associations are muddied through impressive - if childish and easily scripted - misinformation campaigns, possibly involving all the four estates, and you are forced to disprove ambiguous charges and rumors that were orchestrated primarily to tarnish your profile and distract the mob from the truth, you've been Assanged.

Named after Julian Assange, one of the founders and most prominent spokesperson of whistle-blower website Wikileaks. Mr. Assange is most famously associated with the release of several large collections of internal US government documents regarding the Afghan and Iraq wars, and also US State Department internal cables. In the free-thinking community, Mr. Assange is more widely known for founding a website that made its claim to fame by releasing documents that embarrassed many non-American governments and corporations.

1. You point at the burning roof; the serial arsonist points at your dirty shoes; the mob attacks you for the shoes instead of putting the fire out, thus forcing you to hide while still pointing at the burning roof. You've been Assanged.

Assanged by nostraticispeak December 2, 2010

Assange 

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.

Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."

Assange by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010