1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.
by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023
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