assgoogle

Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.

'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"

"Oh that's easy, google it"

And that is an assgoogle.

by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005

asshoogle

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

by jula88 October 13, 2011

assloogie

While engaging in doggie style intercourse the person from behind proceeds to spread the front persons asshole apart while clearing the throat and then drip the flem directly into the unsuspecting anal passage while shoving the index finger in and out mercilessly..

ass drops or ass spit

by Mattie January 7, 2005

Assgole

Someone who wants to call someone a asshole using a keyboard but pressers g instead of h but doesn't care because it's even funnier.

"Your such a assgole, ...lol assgole!, god thats funny"

by jen_r July 1, 2009