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assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008
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Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
Assburgers
Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018
asspurgers syndrome
A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014
Assburgers
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Assburgers by violated cucumber January 7, 2010
Assburger Helper
Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.
Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.
Assburger Helper by Vyhaka April 7, 2009
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