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assfalt by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
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Textual Assualt
When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013
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assfault junkies
An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.
Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again
Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!
Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!
assfault junkies by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010
AssFault
n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
AssFault by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012
assfart sandwich
When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.
assfart sandwich by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018
Assfarticals
Assfarticals by Biggs June 3, 2016
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