assfalt 

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

assfalt by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

assfart 

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

assfart by drew May 24, 2004

assfault junkies 

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

assfault junkies by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

AssFault by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012

assfart sandwich 

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

assfart sandwich by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

Assfarticals 

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

Assfarticals by Biggs June 3, 2016