26 definitions by mandi

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
by mandi November 28, 2003
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when talking online, the act of giving a *virtual* kiss..
aww i got to go now baby, but ill t2ul.. love yas *muahz*<3
by mandi January 05, 2005
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A:a protector of the unknown lol!
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)
1:TROJAN MAN!!!!!!
2:*dont worry im protected!*
by mandi December 11, 2004
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a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004
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