Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This
supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting
your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making
your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU